This, only from evaluators:
Date: (enter appropriate date here like February 14 or 13)
To: (enter appropriate name here
CAUTION: don’t put more than one per memo, and be careful to send to correct person)
From: (enter your name or pet-name
CAUTION: use the right pet-name…)
It has been brought to my attention that I would be remiss in my duties were I not to comment upon your performance as Executive Valentine. Your performance in this capacity during the past fiscal year has been more than adequate – nay, commendable.
Further, let me advise you that my Passionate Regard for you remains unchanged since my previous statements upon this subject and may be assumed to remain unchanged unless you receive specific contrary notification in writing.
Please do not hesitate to communicate with me should you have any questions or if I can be of any other assistance.
Source: Genuine Evaluation Friday Funny