1. You can’t watch a movie with them because they will inevitably compare the movie to the real thing.
2. Everything can be justified, even if it contradicts a previous justification or logic.
3. All conversations lead to a time when they were in ….
4. If you complain about your internet breaking down they’ll remind you that children in Africa have to walk for miles just to get water.
5. They think having parasites is normal and a perfectly acceptable topic of conversation at dinner.
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