Essential advice on your lengthy unemployment

BRUSH UP ON OLD SKILLS

Even the best of us can get a little rusty after a while. For instance, you may have been really good at typing when you were working, but now you’re really good at masturbating. Or you may have been skilled at developing creative PowerPoint presentations, but now you’re skilled at developing creative masturbation scenarios.

The complete advice at The New Yorker here.

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